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So, here’s a question for everyone. What is the biggest,
meanest, baddest sized mil surp out there? Sure, the
7.62 x 54R is wicked when fired from a short carbine.
The Steyr M95 in its true 8mm is pretty bad as well. Not
to mention such shorties like the No. 5 Jungle Carbine.
Yep, 8mm, even 11mm is big…but I am talking BIG.
Big like, say, 85mm. Big like, say, a TANK. How about
owning your own T-34/85 Soviet WW2-era tank? Well one
guy has such a thing and offers rides in it no less.
Just last Thursday I got an early birthday present and
got to do just that.
Just a short (1 hour) drive northwesterly from the Twin
Cities, near the town of Princeton, MN at the West
Branch Gun Club is where Bob Bowman, owner and operator
of
http://www.tankride.com hangs out with his T-34/85 as well as
British Ferret armored car. He “picked” up his T-34 from
a previous owner in St. Louis a while back, for a mere
$43,000 or so. That person apparently got it from
Poland. For whatever reason, the tank was painted German
panzer gray, and Bob left it in that color and added the
German markings. He has no idea who or why it was
painted that way, he just decided to keep it that way. |
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| T-34/85 Soviet tank. Driver’s hatch is
open. Bow gun ball mount is missing to the left
of the driver’s hatch. |
The first production tank came off the line in 1940.
The T-34 designation this time around did not denote
that the tank was accepted by the Soviets in 1934,
rather, 1934 was the year where the massive expansion
Soviet armor occurred as well as when the first ideas
for the tank began. The T-34 came in many different
styles over the years, first starting out with a 76mm
cannon then being upgraded with a 85mm cannon based on
an anti aircraft cannon. The tank had one of the widest
tank treads in WW2, which allowed it to distribute its
weight more (about 10 lb/sq in; about the same as a
person), allowing excellent mobility and speed and
leaving behind few ground marks. It also used the
Christie suspension system (used all the way to the T-62
tank) where each wheel was independently mounted on
sprockets where the spring mechanism was located inside
the hull. More common at the time were tread systems
that had a lot of their mechanicals out in the open,
easy to disable with grenades and such. The tank is rear
gear drive (differing from the more common front wheel
drive tanks of the time) and uses no return wheels for
the track, instead, keeping the tank tread in place with
“teeth” that fit between the suspension wheels. |
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| Close up of wheel showing, center of
spoke, the original Soviet green that the tank
was painted in. Note the lack of guides on the
track more common on other WW2 tanks. |
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| Close up of track, note the “tooth” in
the track that moves between the split wheels,
offering simplicity for track movement. |
The original engine was the 12 cylinder diesel used for the Soviet artillery tractor. It could
obtain a road speed of about 34 MPH and cross
country speed of 15 MPH depending on the terrain. It got
excellent gas mileage, being able to go upwards of
nearly 200 miles on the road, compared to the Tiger Tank
which got about 120 miles road distance. Bowman had to
replace the engine in his tank, using instead a Cummins
250 6 cylinder diesel out of a surplus 5-ton truck. The
tank weighed in at about 32 tons.
The first T-34/76 had a crew of four. Bowman’s T-34/85
has a crew of five, those being, driver, bow gunner,
gunner, loader and commander. The bow gunner operated a
Degtaryev DT machine gun (7.62mm) in the forward hull
mounted in a “ball” type mount. An additional DT was
mounted coaxial to the main gun and was operated by the
loader. The driver has no hydraulics to help him in
controlling the tank. He sits nearly with his knees to
his chest, in a cramped non padded seat (on that note,
there is NO padding what so ever in the tank). Steering
is done by the typical two stick method where to turn,
the driver stops the track on the side he wants to turn
to. The gunner gets the harried job of having to move
the turret, adjust for elevation, sight and fire the
main gun. The loader does just that, loads and expels
spent shells. There is no ventilation in the tank, so
all exhaust gases from firing fill the tank every time
the breech is opened. (Bowman’s tank was been converted
to firing “Hollywood” artillery propane/air mixtures.)
It is the commander’s job to identify targets and direct
the gunner to engage them. The working environment was
bad, but then, the typical life expectancy for a crew
was about 3 months. On that note, radios where not
installed in this tank until 1945. |
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| Bowman also operates this Ferret armored
car for rides. For our trip, the Ferret was used
to give us a “moving” target experience. |
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The armor on the T-34 tank is unique in that it is one
of the first tanks to use the oblique angle plating,
where, because of the slant of the straight plate,
thinner plate could be used to defeat incoming anti tank
rounds. The T-34/85 has a front armor thickness of 1.85
inches, sides of 2.36 inches. The turret front and sides
are 3.54 and 2.95 inches thick respectively. At the time
it first came out, the T-34 was nearly invulnerable to
the common German 37mm anti tank cannon. It was one of
the best tanks in the Allied arsenal. The T-34 went on
to serve with the Iron Curtain armies in post war
Europe, well into the 1960’s as a secondary armor
vehicle. It was used in the Korean War, Arab-Israeli
wars, Angola and even was seen in use in the 1990’s in
Bosnia. Interestingly, except for armament differences,
most parts are interchangeable from serial number 1
through all 50,000 made. |
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| Tank commander with my Swedish “cone
head” WW2 tanker helmet, holding on to PPSH41
sub machine gun. |
Before mounting our armored steed, we all had to sign
a waiver on how dangerous the ride could be. Then we
donned our Nomex tanker suits, Swedish “cone head” WW2
leather tanker helmets, goggles and hearing protection.
Riding on Bowman’s T-34 is like a slow motion roller
coaster ride (a very LOUD one at that). I was
“lucky” enough to draw the position of commander, so I
was standing up, mostly outside of the turret for our
roughly 30 minute ride. It was my job to direct the
“gunner” below me to targets as we drove around the
track. The inside of the tank is no place for anyone
over 4 ft tall really. All of us (there were 4
including Bob as the driver) were cramped for space.
And it was LOUD (in MAJOR capital letters!!!). Even with
the loader standing right next to me, I could hear not a
word, and it was not because of our required hearing
protection either. There is NO sound proofing on this
machine. In order for me to “communicate” to the gunner
below me, I, well, kicked him. (actually I was
friendly and just nudged him with my feet). I would
“kick” him on the right side to have him move the turret
to the right, etc. When he was near the target (where
he should be able to pick it up in his gun sight) I
would smack him on the head to make him stop moving the
turret (which, by the way, is a hand cranked affair.
Elevation on Bowman’s tank was modified to use
hydraulics, so the gunner was spared on that note).
Once he got the target in sight, the gunner pulled the
trigger. The propane/air “cannon” gave a reasonable
flash from the muzzle, but, because of the sound, we
could hear hardly a thing from it. It did kick up the
dust like a real cannon would. Bob drove us around,
taking the corners by moving back and forth until he got
turned in the direction he wanted to go. There were some
tight corners and required some good maneuvering on his
part. Because the driver has about a 1’ by 1.5’ hatch
opening to look through (when it is open) he does not
have much peripheral version. He told us stories about
how he took out the trap houses located on the gun
range….since then they have put boulders blocking
anything they want to keep, and we were told to park out
cars WAY out of the way, behind even more boulders! It
was quite a ride to say the least. Being inside the tank
is not for someone who is claustrophobic that is for
sure (hmmm…I said that once before…) Fortunately,
it was not a hot day at all and with the hatches open,
we got good air flow through the whole tank. I do not
want to even think what it would be like to ride around
buttoned up completely, looking out of small slits and
periscopes trying to identify threats and targets as you
are moving along. There was no such thing as a
stabilized gun system on these tanks, so to get an
accurate shot, you HAD to stop. |
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| Sten gun in hand, Bob Bowman giving
us a lecture on the ownership of full auto
weapons. Behind him you can see an Uzi, but
there were also: M16A2, AK47, FNFAL, MP40,
Thompson, M1919, FN BAR and Maxim full auto
machineguns. It was our choice for trying
them out. |
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The machinegun
range was about 75 yards and had a
“collection” of shot up targets.
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After the tank ride, we quickly chucked off our outfits
and headed to the second part of the experience. Now we
had to don flak vests to guard against ricocheting
bullets or fragments as we entered the firing range.
Yes, as part of the $120 fee, you also get a 30 round
clip and your choice of a number of machineguns to try
out (additional shots are $0.50/shot). On the
bench before us was a cornucopia of sub and medium
machineguns. We had our choices of M16A2, AK 47, FN FAL,
Uzi, Thompson, MP40, Sten, M1919, FN BAR and Maxim guns.
Oh, it was like a kid in a candy shop! I had wanted to
shoot the MG42, but it was broken. So I settled on the
Maxim gun. It was first filled with water than the belt
was loaded. I set the sights and pulled the trigger. It
fired once, and jammed. Broke the case right in half and
left it in the breech. Not to be deterred from shooting
a belt fed gun, I tried the M1919 and fired off a 50
round burst. The other guys shot the M16A2 and the FN
BAR….which I also had to try. The FN BAR is a easily
handled, shorter barreled version of the US BAR,
chambered in 8mm. It fired slower than the other
machineguns, making it much more controllable. My
favorite for sure. |
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M1919
machinegun chambered in belt bed 8mm
ammo.
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| Firing a Belgian made FN BAR
chambered in 8mm. |
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| Close up of FN BAR. Unlike the other full
autos on the table, this BAR was quite “slow”
and very manageable and shootable. |
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Original 1915 Russian
Maxim machinegun, remarked by Finland in
1942. Water cooled, belt fed in
7.62x54R.
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Before I forget, twice a year,
once in the spring and once in the fall (September
18th, 2004), the range there holds an
open to the public machinegun shoot. There is a $10
entrance fee, after that it’s $0.30/shot for a wide
selection of machineguns, including those mentioned
above as well as others owned by dealers and such.
Check it out on the
http://www.tankride.com web site. (1-866-888-TANK).
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Ted's Home Movies of His Adventure |
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Boom! 7 meg Downloadable AVI file |
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Road 2 meg Downloadable AVI file |
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Machine Gun Shoot 6 meg Downloadable AVI
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